- Some girls are born with looks to kill
- some girls are born with intimate skills
- some girls are just concerned with fun
- some girls are like an SNL skit at a quarter to one
- what I need is a two-sided coin
- she better satisfy my brain as well as my loins
- she better wear a tight dress and have a mind that’s strong
- I want brains and a body is that so wrong?
- when she shows me her brain cells
- then my pride suddenly swells
- like a Botticelli chick she’s on the half shell
- but she likes gettin’ nasty like Tori Welles
- brainsbodyboth... I wanna eat my cake and have it too
- It’s scary, a dictionary is very good
- to try and retain and impress
- but I also don’t mind a vinyl dress
- and when she’s watchin’ Jeopardy
- she never has to guess
- you may ask why I’m specific
- well dumb girls make me soporific
- I need a brain and a bod that are both terrific
- like a domain name that’s case specific
- she’s the queen of conversation
- a panel member on Face the Nation
- but she gets on all fours without hesitation
- and she got the best seat without a reservation
- brainsbodyboth... it’s true, I want a high IQ
- She drinks Perrier, she reads Beaudelaire
- I like to smell her hair and her underwear
- ’cause her derriere goes from here to there
- she’s like two floor toms, rack, kick, and snare
- she goes to museums like Whitney to learn
- about the pigment at the installation
- she also knows S. Morgenstern
- is a figment of imagination
- she always puts Horace before Descartes
- she can make a point like Georges Seurat
- she can choke the chicken like Julia Child
- and she knows how to make my Oscar Wilde
- brainsbodyboth...
- She got brains and a brickhouse bod to behold
- she knows FE’s iron and AU’s gold
- she got the origami hands that can flex and fold
- "love for sale" I’m sold, I’m sold
- boys, don’t be afraid of a high IQ
- a girl with smarts knows what to do
- she reads Masters & Johnson and Kinsey, too
- Boys, do I lie? It’s true, it’s true
- It’s true, I want a high IQ, how ‘bout you?
- You better know who the hell is Eddie Jobson
- and have a Brit wit like Emma Thompson
- you can use irony to cut and slay
- and you can have the chunky glasses like Tina Fey
- you better like films by Kurosawa
- you better stay naked outside the shower
- you better ding dang dingle for over an hour
- then calculate binomials to the 10th power
- brainsbodyboth...
- She can make my wick stick out my candle
- she knows which one’s Haydn and which one is Handel
- so put on a dress that barely fits
- then shake your ass and show me your wits
from COELACANTH ©2004 Geologic Records ©2004 You Call That Music Written and produced by George Hrab